Gung-oho!

Well well well , congrats mate u finally did overcome ur laziness wus tough though wasnt it.. being busy doing stuff when there isnt any stuff 2 be done...ya dats a tough 1(believe me i no) ...neways u better get on wit

After days of numb laziness gettin high on da abyssal nothingness of things 2 do..going 2 da bathroom n starin at da soap..laconic replies 2 msgs n giving smug looks 2 oneself in da mirror thinkin abt da plight of his third yr-ass grindin ,albeit sum exponentially growin arses, friends.. 1 does tend 2 do a bit o' scratchin n thinkin as 2 whether or not there was a reason 2 let his back become a breeding ground 4 ringworms?Was it worth fooling his parents into letting them think abt his bathing habits?Brooding on this thought as he stares out da window a passing cat stares at him smelling similar pheromones , mayb da stink helps, decides 2 teach him a thing or 2 about counter- parasite tactics .Trying 2 roll with his bac on his bed n scratch..he quickly interchanges his quadrapedal instincts ,as awakens winthin him a beastile itch, 2 sum simian ticks but da little ones refuse 2 die down ...'yess yess' dey slur 'scratchhh uss more ouur ...presciousss'..again he thinks wus it worth fooling himself into thinkin a fortnight of anti-social and pseudo-neanderthal life style wud turn him into a wild-one letting him edit his future as a man wit his social responsibilities by gaining undying publicity n hard cash later on...he thinks abt his 'ripleys believe it or not' icon da hairy man wit a face even a mother would find hard 2 luv n how his abject unadulterated ugliness was a curse in disguise getting him praise from animal right activists n humanitarians alike...accepting defeat he curses his congenital beauty(sic) n human skin n treads da forbidden watery path once more...(scratch..scratch)